wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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spankmehardbarry:

tylerchokely:

JESUS CHRIST WAS SO HOT I WANT TO BE BAPTIZED IN HIS CUM FILL MY HOLE WITH YOUR HOLINESS

starllex:

*posts selfie* 

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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

mortymemes:

"tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-"

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