intensional:

when you finally win a long argument

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haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

j6:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

lleveret:

was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but

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when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles
dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

sapphiretemplo:

if this aint me as hell

sapphiretemplo:

if this aint me as hell